Hannah with no relation to Banana or Montana

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mormonteens:

Cuz dats mor dan 4eva.

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#a moment of silence for the cameramen who died for these shots

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Nice going brain

naveregnide:

You went and crushed on the wrong person. Time to convince myself this is a BAD IDEA. I was better off with no crushes than one I shouldn’t/can’t have. Poop.

I saw MIB3

It was a good movie. Slow in the beginning, but then it got better.

My favorite part was the screen of alien pictures and Lady Gaga showed up.

Also, the ending nearly made me cry.

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I realized that my blog is kind of really boring.

But I love Tumblr a lot because it’s funny.

It occurred to me that I can reblog things as I like them instead of just reblogging here and there while I click the like button freely.

But this also brings the realization that as of late about 80% of my liked posts come from my friend Ayla.

After liking a ton of posts then adding reblogs to that, she may have to slap a restriction of the amount of notifications I am the result of.

That last sentence also made very little sense but I’m going with it.

I’m going to reblog something from my likes now.

5 days ago

Theme: Cavalcade

Tumblr now allows you to find your Facebook friends on here?

10 hours ago

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cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

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You know, Hitler was a pretty interesting guy. I’m okay with randomly spewing trivia about him at random times during Trivial Pursuit, etc. The weird life he led to get to the point of insanity is an interesting story.

But he no longer holds my interest as I sit here trying to write an essay about the 5 mistakes he made that cost him the victory of World War II.

That’s probably why I didn’t bother with the AP US History test because I’m much more interested in the weird little stories about people like Hitler and presidents of the US instead of things like what they did for economics, politics, etc. that they test on.

For example, there was a question during Trivial Pursuit that said “Why was Ted Kennedy arrested?” and I gave an elaborate explanation about how he was drunk and he was driving with his girlfriend or whatever and he drove into a ditch and he got out alive but didn’t bother to help her out so she drowned and he just went to a hotel where he woke up in the morning and had an “oh crap” moment when he read the paper. The answer was just simply that he left the scene of the crime but I took that winning question and aced it. But ask me what economical policy so and so had and I’ll stare at you blankly.

Why do you read these things? I just spent ten minutes typing out a detailed example of why I like history but don’t at the same time, and it probably has no value for you whatsoever, unless you too are procrastinating.

Plus you got to learn the answer to a question you might get if you’re ever talked in to playing the ancient game of Trivial Pursuit, or just learned a fun fact about the insane-in-the-membrane Kennedy family. I could have written an essay about that, but nooooo I decided that Hitler’s war plans were better to write about.

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theodairmeister:

thehannahfactor:

theodairmeister:

thehannahfactor:

I realized that my blog is kind of really boring.

But I love Tumblr a lot because it’s funny.

It occurred to me that I can reblog things as I like them instead of just reblogging here and there while I click the like button freely.

But this also brings the realization that as of late about 80% of my liked posts come from my friend Ayla.

After liking a ton of posts then adding reblogs to that, she may have to slap a restriction of the amount of notifications I am the result of.

That last sentence also made very little sense but I’m going with it.

I’m going to reblog something from my likes now.

if you weren’t on the other side of the world, I’d scoff and go “Oh, you!” and then hug you because your perfect and then keep hugging you to the point where you’d have to go get a restraining order ~~also timezones suck because we’re never online at the same point sigh~~

So… permission to reblog half of your posts? Haha I guess my few followers could just follow you instead. Meh. Oh well. Reblogging spree! (If I can get into that habit I guess…)

I get up kinda early in the morning. Maybe we can schedule something? How many hours divide us? WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.

Also, if we were to schedule something, what would be our means of communication? reblogging each other for a while? Skype?

Oh! I have an idea! You can just move here! I know you don’t like Americans very much because a lot are stupid (that’s not something I’ll argue), but not all are stupid and here in Colorado you can buy a house in the mountains where you can’t even have to see your neighbors house because they’re spread so far apart with trees in the middle and you can see animals and be Snow White and have a wonderful view of the wonderful mountains that are wonderful AND THEN WE CAN HAVE THE WHOLE DHAJ TEAM SHARE A BIG HOUSE AND TIME ZONES WON’T BE A PROBLEM BECAUSE WE’LL BE IN THE SAME ROOM AND man I hate that things cost a lot of money. I also hate time zones.

well i’ve always wanted to live in the colorado mountains

i can see it now

I have not the photo editing skills to do a great job like you did, but I tried. I guess you just have to imagine that I’m in the mountains ok

Ah man, this photo is so obviously photoshopped, the lighting’s all off. Your picture has basically no flaws.

Where do I download motivation? It would be helpful to have right about now.　

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theodairmeister:

thehannahfactor:

I realized that my blog is kind of really boring.

But I love Tumblr a lot because it’s funny.

It occurred to me that I can reblog things as I like them instead of just reblogging here and there while I click the like button freely.

But this also brings the realization that as of late about 80% of my liked posts come from my friend Ayla.

After liking a ton of posts then adding reblogs to that, she may have to slap a restriction of the amount of notifications I am the result of.

That last sentence also made very little sense but I’m going with it.

I’m going to reblog something from my likes now.

if you weren’t on the other side of the world, I’d scoff and go “Oh, you!” and then hug you because your perfect and then keep hugging you to the point where you’d have to go get a restraining order ~~also timezones suck because we’re never online at the same point sigh~~

So… permission to reblog half of your posts? Haha I guess my few followers could just follow you instead. Meh. Oh well. Reblogging spree! (If I can get into that habit I guess…)

I get up kinda early in the morning. Maybe we can schedule something? How many hours divide us? WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.

Also, if we were to schedule something, what would be our means of communication? reblogging each other for a while? Skype?

Oh! I have an idea! You can just move here! I know you don’t like Americans very much because a lot are stupid (that’s not something I’ll argue), but not all are stupid and here in Colorado you can buy a house in the mountains where you can’t even have to see your neighbors house because they’re spread so far apart with trees in the middle and you can see animals and be Snow White and have a wonderful view of the wonderful mountains that are wonderful AND THEN WE CAN HAVE THE WHOLE DHAJ TEAM SHARE A BIG HOUSE AND TIME ZONES WON’T BE A PROBLEM BECAUSE WE’LL BE IN THE SAME ROOM AND man I hate that things cost a lot of money. I also hate time zones.